Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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