I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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