So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
