You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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