What a fucking waste of an outfit
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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