Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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