if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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