the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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