and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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