i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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