Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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