NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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