you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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