dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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