Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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