You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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