so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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