YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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