i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Randomize
