Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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