the day after is always just damage control
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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