If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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