There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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I just gift wrapped bread.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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