My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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