I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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