Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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