Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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