I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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