butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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