no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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