Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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