I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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