He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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