NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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