You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am puke
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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