I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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