Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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