It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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