the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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