are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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