We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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