The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
