i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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