whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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