you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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