Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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