i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Too much gin, very little bucket
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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