Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Welp...herpes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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