I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
His nipple licking is glorious
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