so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
