so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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