but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
