mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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