My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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