Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch